"PS9" (PS9)
08/09/2013 at 14:59 • Filed to: wtf man, florida
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"PS9" (PS9)
08/09/2013 at 14:59 • Filed to: wtf man, florida | 1
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Alright. It's time to destroy the internet. C'mon people. Get out there, unplug the fiberoptic cabling, knock those satellites out of the sky and untangle that ten trillion wire backbone. C'mon. Lets go. Get to it. We clearly don't need it if we're going to be doing !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
We also need to destroy Florida once and for all. First Governor Skeletor, then Casey Anthony, then all the Zimmerman shit, now this... this... no. Nope. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Time to buy about $100 Billion dollars worth of lasers, set them in LEO, and have them cut the fucking thing right out of the planet, continent deep. Then another $100 Billion or so for rocket boosters to send this fucked up state into the sun where it belongs. We save the economy, we learn something about space travel involving very large vehicles, and we don't have Florida anymore at all ever. Bonus; Earths supply of Nissan Crosscabrios gets instantly depleted as a result (yeah, we brought most of those.), so win-win. Not enough time to sift through the normal humans from those infected with the Florida virus unfortunately, but sacrifices have to be made. That includes me since I live here, but it's cool. I consider it a noble sacrifice.
I am kidding. Mostly. Somewhat.
P.S. Attn State DAs; MOTHERFUCKING VENUE CHANGE! Get this case out of our state, for the love of God/FSM/Allah/Vishnu/Who/Whatever, do not, do not , let us become the state that acquitted the guy that Facebook'd his wife's murder!
CalzoneGolem
> PS9
08/09/2013 at 15:07 |
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People using things for evil does not make the thing evil.
J. Walter Weatherman
> PS9
08/09/2013 at 15:13 |
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I guess I don't understand the line of reasoning behind "Facebook/Reddit/the internet is now over because someone did _____ on it." The internet as a whole, and each individual site on it (particularly social networking sites) are just extensions of public spaces. It is where people go to interact with each other. At one point it was a town square, now it is this series of tubes. We should expect nothing less of the internet than we do of humanity as a whole. Nor should we ascribe the acts that people do in those public environments to the environment itself. People can be downright awful, and where ever people go, their awfulness will follow them.
Dusty Ventures
> CalzoneGolem
08/09/2013 at 15:13 |
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I'm sure he knows, he's just having a good "my god people are fucked up" rant
moarpowerr
> PS9
08/09/2013 at 15:15 |
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Man that guy is so fucked up...
HammerheadFistpunch
> PS9
08/09/2013 at 15:15 |
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Could be worse, my old landlord killed his wife , cut her up, stuffed her in a mattress, threw her in the dump and organized a search party for his wife than went "running" and didn't come home the very next day.
People are crazy...cmon man, just get in your car and drive away if you think your life is that bad. Whats wrong with you people!
promoted by the color red
> PS9
08/09/2013 at 15:18 |
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But how else am I supposed enjoy my Big Mac when I'm driving at 80 mph?
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PS9
> HammerheadFistpunch
08/09/2013 at 15:26 |
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Mark Hacking??? seriously!?
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HammerheadFistpunch
> PS9
08/09/2013 at 15:29 |
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yeah they lived up one floor and over 1 unit. He fixed our A/C and she signed us into the place. Seemed like a nice guy, just that social awkwardness that some people have. I ran into him that morning as he was starting the search when I went out for a bike ride.